Tester Women

Posted in Fragrances | July 12th, 2009

Tester Women

What Women Do That Drive Men Crazy

Dudes are famously tight-lipped about their emotions. However there are some sure-fire conversation rollers that’ll make even the quietest ones out there speak volumes, in an extremely animated way. Babes, beaches and of course bikinis are one. Also sports, the adrenalin pumping stuff.

However, if you’d really like him to pull out all the stops and get real voluble…ask, “What is it that women do that drives you crazy?” You’ll be surprised at his decibel level.

And yes…for those honest-to-goodness-answers, keep the girlfriend/wife away.

Some of the most annoying things that men abhor in their women go like this:

· Being ambiguous about practically everything, except when it comes to your jeans, jackets, purses and other feminine products. No invariably means Maybe; Yes means Perhaps…Mind numbing!

· Asking us loaded questions like “Am I looking too fat in these jeans?” and then making us feel like a mean-bean for giving an honest opinion. “Then why ask if you have no knack for honest opinions…”

· Turning on the water faucet whenever it looks like you are losing out on the argument. “It’s like fighting someone loaded with a Kalashnikov …the whole thing is terribly lopsided. And we don’t ever dare shout at this point or else the dam’s on us, full forced…”

· Making us apologize for not remembering your dad’s birthday, your brother’s anniversary, your monthly dates, even your dog’s vaccination date…generally everything that is anything in your life. However this does not include the birthday of the hot babe who happens to be your best gal pal.

· Making an anniversary out of every thing. First look anniversary, first kiss anniversary…whew!

· The two Cs: comparing and criticizing. Especially when comparison barometers are usually an ex-boyfriend (well if he was that good, then why leave him), or a guy friend, or worse, daddy dearest. The last one is really a knock out. Match and game point in one master stroke.

· Having the room done up in pink with teddies and posies strewn around. Or worse, go for a totally lived-in look, with rather personal paraphernalia strewn around.

· Borrowing our favorite jacket and forgetting to return it. Wearing our fave t-shirt and leaving it crumpled, stashed. Borrowing our Hugo Bosses or Polo’s and airing out half the bottle. “These kinds of free rides make us mad.”

· Too much of girly talk, giggling. “It does not mean that you indulge in brain testers, but hey! Do laugh only when you are meant to.” All talk about period cramps, tampons, make-up are put off points.

· Make up marathons. “We do appreciate your cutie to hottie metamorphosis, but certainly not when all you need to do is go out for an ice-cream.”

· Drinking and making a total slob of yourselves, especially at parties.

· Trying too hard to be sexy and seductive. Men really don’t dig the eager-beaver varieties.

· Inconsistency. Giving us the come-on and then acting coy and prude.

· Cracking OTT jokes at the first meeting, bragging or being feminist-on-a-mission types make men disappear real fast. Subtlety is still in.

· A total run down of a woman’s romantic history is a jerker. “Listening in to blast-from-the-past stories gives us no thrill.”

· Acting Momma. “We appreciate the one we have. So don’t try and cop roles.”

· Wanting to be the centre of existence 24/7. “Basically insecurity whenever I am away. There are other people/things that I enjoy too…”

· Birdy appetites. “Having to pay for a meal and see half of it left back on the plate is screamingly maddening.”

· Finally, the tendency to get us talking…not about sports/cars/work, but about our feelings. “Knowing your tendency to overanalyze, this is a devil versus deep water situation because wham! You’d turn things against us in a jiffy”.

· Also, not appreciating our silences. Just because we are silent does not mean something’s wrong!

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i was checking some women perfumes online and i found out that there is somethng called tester,what is a ?

tester and what is the difference between it and the eau de toilet and which is better and which lasts longer.?

Testers are usually the small sample 5ml bottles (you’ve probably seen them in gift packs) or they are leftovers stock from stores. Stores usually put aside a few bottles to shelf as testers and if they are not used they are sold off but cheaper as they are not fully packaged.
You check which type of tester it is by the amount in the bottle.

Eau de toilet- A less concentrated scent (5-15%) which is better if you use everyday.
Eau de parfum- a more concentrated scent (10-20%) which you would usually use for going out. These are usually a bigger bottle too.
Perfume extract- Usually is a small bottle with a roll on that you just dab on thats around 20-40%

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